escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
what does rofl stand for
rise our father lucifer
Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.
educate the mothers. for humanity’s sake
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
this looks like something out of a freaking sims game^^^^^^^^^^
yeah!! It’s photoset #18
this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun
i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long
it’s like you’re my mirror
the greatest plan in history
Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them