Nevermind

flickerman:

flickerman:

whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them

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gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

fall out boy - thnks fr th mn prsm pwr (fall out boy x sailor moon)
439,955 plays

crovvbar:

natellite:

conradtao:

this is patrick stump’s transformation music

this actually owns. shit

omfg

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

coolmyassholereturnsagain:

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist

Thats one reason I am a satanist

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin