Nevermind

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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omfg

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

fuxicles:

accordingtodevin:

Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.

educate the mothers. for humanity’s sake

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

thisismyoneroomdisco:

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

^^^^^^^^^^

thisismyoneroomdisco:

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

^^^^^^^^^^

itsstuckyinmyhead:

yeah!! It’s photoset #18

lauren-draws-things:

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

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i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

holyspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them