whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING
This gives me life
How music changed from 2000-2013.
this is patrick stump’s transformation music
this actually owns. shit
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist
Thats one reason I am a satanist
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin